In the year of the Queen's Jubilee, Excalibur, the sword belonging to King Arthur, was discovered hidden deep in the undergrowth on Rays Farm woodland walk.

The sword is of course firmly embedded in stone. But the legend says "who so pulleth this sword of the stone is rightwise King born of England".

The rumour is that most of the occupants at the farm have already had a go at lifting the weapon without success!

All would-be-kings are recommended to travel to the farm without delay. Our sources tell us that the farm is about to inform The Palace of the discovery and a certain amount of right Royal concern will be expressed at this serious challenge to the throne......